My first call since starting this blog went like this
“Hello, would you like to buy some Viagara?”
“Yes! Please I want to buy as much as you have!”
“…*Silence*…. Um, sir would you like to buy some Viagara?”
“I said yes! What’s the hold up pal? I need Viagara all day everyday!”
Ten minutes later, a call back.
I picked up the phone like this “Yes, is my Viagara here?”
Ha! I should have started doing this weeks ago…