Author Archives: nickbeam

It’s been a while…

…Since I have posted, but the calls have unfortunately not ceased. I went on vacation¬† for a while and had my phone off. Then as school started again, my life has gotten busier. i have been letting them just go … Continue reading

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Over?

It’s been a week and I haven’t received a call… Did they get the point?

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Gibberish

Ok, so it’s been w a while since I’ve posted, but recently what I have been doing is s soon as I answer the phone, I tee off into a gibberish rant much like Billy Madison in the following YouTube … Continue reading

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Hold on…

Today, the telestalkers happened to call while I was driving and pulling into Target, So I picked up and said “Hold on…”. I walked in and left my phone on the passenger seat. When I got back to the car, … Continue reading

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Now it’s their turn?

The past three days, I have still received the calls, but as soon as I say “Hello”, the telemarketer hangs up. Interesting, but it’ll take more to stop me from messing with you!!!

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Wrong Number

As I was called today I pretended to be genuinely interested in buying some insulin (is that even legal to do without a prescription apparently it is in India). Anyways, when they asked for my credit card number the following … Continue reading

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Ok, I’ll order

My first call since starting this blog went like this   “Hello, would you like to buy some Viagara?” “Yes! Please I want to buy as much as you have!” “…*Silence*…. Um, sir would you like to buy some Viagara?” … Continue reading

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